December 2010
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My Top 5 Favorite Albums of 2010
1. Go by Jonsi
2. Compass By Jamie Lidell
3. Body Talk by Robyn
4. Record Collection by Mark Ronson And the Business Intl
5. Fields by Junip
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Money Time
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Money Time
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Would I be considered a nosy neighbor?
So for the past hour and a half my neighbors in the apt under me have been arguing. From what I gathered one the roommates (David) made a comment to the other roommate (John) about something his mother did (couldn’t hear that part). So John who I believe has been drinking, not full fledge drunk, but had enough liquor in him to approach this wrong instigated the argument. So they argued...
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Stanley: I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If...
– The Office
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Stanley: I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If...
– The Office
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ALL I WANT IS SOME GOT DAMN SWEET POTATO PIE!
3 STORE AND ALL SOLD OUT
LADY AT THE STORE TRIED TO OFFER ME PUMPKIN PIE
ITS NOT THE SAME!!!!!!
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Christmas Plans
1. Order Dominos or Papa Johns
2. Watch misfits, since it's popping up so much on my dashboard
3. Drink
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Customer: What does it mean, take and additional 50% off the lowest marked...
– My personal retail hell story
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Customer: What does it mean, take and additional 50% off the lowest marked...
– My personal retail hell story
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What is it?
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Feeling absolutely shitty right now
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Tumblr why you delete my queue?
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Tumblr why you delete my queue?
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I talk a lot, so I learned to tune myself out
– Kelly Kapoor
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Currently drifting in a river of boredom
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My Saturday Night with Four Loko
Started out like this (Double Dream Hands)
Four loko jelly shots!
More double dream hands
Cranberry Lemonade four loko enters
2nd four loko
Currently
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4loko wit it 4loko wit it 4loko wit it 4loko wit it 4loko wit it 4loko wit it 4loko wit it 4loko wit it
I know longer stand by 4loko…..
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I’m thinking I should faint, but I don’t
– YouTube
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I’m not even kinda lesbian
– Oprah
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Just made some four Loko jello shots with nick
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Am I Giving Up My Subway Seat? by David Siegel
FAT GUY = NO
FAT GUY plus CANE = YES ELDERLY VETERAN = YES
ELDERLY NAZI VETERAN = NO!
LADY plus BABY = YES BABY = NO? 50 BABIES = YES! OLD LADY plus BAGS = YES IMMIGRANT plus LUGGAGE = YES OLD LADY IMMIGRANT plus EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE = NO
WIDE-EYED TOURISTS = YES WIDE-EYED TEXANS = NO WIDE-EYED CYCLOPS = AHH! A F*CKING CYCLOPS! (YES)
REAL COP = YES LADY COP = NO LADY COP plus GUN = STILL NO ...
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I'm a vegetarian because I care about animals
But im going to smoke infront of you
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Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
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Pat yourself on the back if you survived the Tumblr crisis of 2010
Squidward: How stupid are you?
Patrick: It varies
– Spongebob Squarepants
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Customer: “You’re a bit of a porker, eh?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “You’re...
– Notalwaysright.com
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Someone once asked me, ‘Why do you always insits on taking the hard...
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